Sunday, February 13, 2011

I used to be blonde....

....so I named my blog Manhattan Blondie.

Then I died my hair brown.
and I'm kinda sad about it.
and I feel silly. because my blog name is now a misrepresentation of who I am.
So just don't take the blog name literally.
....but don't take it figuratively either.

Saturday, February 12, 2011

My heart skips more beats in New York

I went to this store in Soho today.
my heart skipped a couple beats.









stinky dog

We saw a girl holding a dead dog on the subway today.
1st thought: poor dog.
2nd thought: poor girl.
3rd thought: poor subway passengers. That dog stunk.

dreamland

I love Soho
Baked by Melissa Mini Cupcakes. mm mm

really really LOVE Soho
This is the Kardashian's store. there was a huge line out front. I'm convinced they were in there.
closest I've come to a celeb thus far. It's a start right?
Sour cream pancakes. Best thing I've ever put in my mouth.



Thai and milk

We went to a yummy Thai place called Isle
and we saw Asian Lady Gaga
Then we saw the apartment they filmed I am legend in.
i hate that movie.
Then we went to a Milk Bar.
Momofukus.
ate the most amazing Pretzel Cake Truffles.
and my friend ate cereal milk ice cream.
mmm.
Excuse my wind blown yucky rat hair.

diplomatized.

Mom: Honey! Guess what!?!
Me: You are rewarding me with a surprise trip to Bora Bora in April?
Mom: umm..no...but close.
Me: go on...
Mom: We received your diploma in the mail!
Me: OOO! That's way better than Bora Bora! Ship that right on over momma! I've gots to hold it in my own two warm hands to make sure it's true.
After much delay and UPS package delivery confusion...I received that beloved and most precious piece of paper! Take that BYU. I've been diplomatized.
Legit

Friday, February 11, 2011

It's Fashion Week

and Fashion Week in New York City is right across the street from me.
So we're going to sneak into all the shows.
and we started our "celeb status wanna be" fashion week
by getting a free make-over today from style.com.
We totally fit in now.


I work here ...like right here! and I couldn't love it more.


Move over mannequins. The made-over mormon models are taking over.

Thursday, February 10, 2011

Librarian Aspirations

Welcome to the New York City Public Library.
The most awesomest, most nerd inspiring place I've visited thus far.



They misspelled some words on this sign.
Looks like they replaced all the S's with F's.
Maybe they got confused.
Librarians look at a lot of words and a lot of letters.
They were probably just having a rough day.
I wanna be a librarian kinda.

Excuse the cheesy reading pictures. We couldn't resist.



The original Winnie the Pooh characters.
Oh to be a kid again.

a special event

Apparently there is a restaurant in Soho called "Bubbys" with the best sour cream pancakes ever invented. We were excited to try such a world renown attraction.

Much to our dismay it closed right when we got there for a "special event".

Obviously they weren't aware of who we were, cause anyone else would have known that when we step into any place of our choice it automatically becomes "a special event".

your loss Bubby.
But we did take this cute picture with a cow.
Tiffany's on Wall Street. I aint complainin'.
I love diamond incrusted ceilings. So nice of them to put these up for us.
At least they knew we were "a special event".
(I'm pointing to the Wall Street sign)
I was super excited to be on Wall street. Made me feel like I was one of them.
You know..like one of the smart finance people.


9/11 Memorial Site. So awesome. It's supposed to be done this September.
Surely I will come back for that.

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

my new poem.

Provo is a pit of
pitiful pretties
who forget they are
Princesses
because of
pompous pretentious punks

If you read this and take offense to it....don't.
cause its true.

and girls: just remember
"Dear Daughters of God, you are the crown jewels of all His creations. THere has never been a sunset, symphony, or work of art as lovely as you. May you catch the vision that you are destined to be a refined and regal queen, honored by an uncountable posterity, worlds without end."
-DouglasL. Callister - Your Refined Heavenly Home

Super Bowl Sunday Spendor

Our friends invited us over for some Super Bowl excitement.
there was sooo much food, we barely made a dent.
I enjoyed watching the hairy men and big bellys.
They didn't look like they had very good smellys.
But as I curled up in my ball, completely content
full of yummy treats and splendid company
I drifted off to a land of sugar plums and fairies.
and I missed the last half of the game.
.....But I heard it was good.

Saturday, February 5, 2011

Mr. Grimaldi

We ate Grimaldi's Pizza this weekend. right under the brooklyn bridge.
I am getting spoiled with all this goodness.


Pizza friends = forever friends.
I couldn't but help ask if this Mr. man was Grimaldi himself.
considering his picture was plastered all over the restaurant.
we weren't surprised he was him.
what an honor.