Mom: Honey! Guess what!?!
Me: You are rewarding me with a surprise trip to Bora Bora in April?
Mom: umm..no...but close.
Me: go on...
Mom: We received your diploma in the mail!
Me: OOO! That's way better than Bora Bora! Ship that right on over momma! I've gots to hold it in my own two warm hands to make sure it's true.After much delay and UPS package delivery confusion...I received that beloved and most precious piece of paper! Take that BYU. I've been diplomatized.