ME: Look Kade...there's a squirrel! Do you see it?"
KADE: ehh..yea...but you see a squirrel once, you see a squirrel 1,000 times, like this one time I saw a Beaver in my backyard!"
ME: Kade we need to wash your clothes!
KADE: Anna you're such a clean freak. No..just kidding..if anyones a clean freak its definitely me.
ME: But Kade..you hate showering..
KADE: well..besides that. Like...if I see someone pick their nose and then they touch me..I automatically go rub it on someone else.
Precise definition of a clean freak.
KADE: Anna! Quit being so Anna-Like!
ME: What does that mean?
KADE: You know...it means like..being awesome. Everyone knows that.
At least he has his pick-up lines down.
ME: Your dad comes home tomorrow are you excited?
KADE: ehh kinda.
ME: What? Why aren't you more excited?
KADE: To be honest Anna..you might think this is a little bizarre...but I just cant stop thinking about this new video game.
Welcome to the priorities of a 12 year old.