Kids say the darndest things

Things that a 12 year old boy says: (all compiled in a 15 minute car ride)

ME:  Look Kade...there's a squirrel!  Do you see it?"

KADE: ehh..yea...but you see a squirrel once, you see a squirrel 1,000 times, like this one time I saw a Beaver in my backyard!"  

..uhh..what?

ME: Kade we need to wash your clothes!

KADE: Anna you're such a clean freak.  No..just kidding..if anyones a clean freak its definitely me.

ME: But Kade..you hate showering..

KADE:  well..besides that. Like...if I see someone pick their nose and then they touch me..I automatically go rub it on someone else. 

Precise definition of a clean freak.

KADE:  Anna!  Quit being so Anna-Like!

ME:  What does that mean?

KADE:  You know...it means like..being awesome. Everyone knows that. 

At least he has his pick-up lines down. 

ME:  Your dad comes home tomorrow are you excited?

KADE:  ehh kinda.

ME:  What?  Why aren't you more excited?

KADE:  To be honest Anna..you might think this is a little bizarre...but I just cant stop thinking about this new video game.

Welcome to the priorities of a 12 year old.