Me and my roommate were walking home from the subway and a gangster stepped aside and said:
"oh Dayum I wish I had a camera"
So naturally...we started to walk faster and laugh...a lot
and he responds "Girls..no need to be ashamed..like I said..I wish I had a camera."
So we walked faster.
Too bad it was pitch black and we had long oversized coats on...apparently hes easy to please.